i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
