I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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