Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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