im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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