I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
