"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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