Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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