OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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