The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
How's work?
Spinning.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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