I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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