In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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