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I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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