no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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