YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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