By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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