24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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