So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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