It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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