My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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