how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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go home
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
