You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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