Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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