she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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