i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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