I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
MIDGETS
????
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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