i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I supernannyed him into submission
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