I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I want her autograph on my taint
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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