Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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