Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
bring money and cleavage
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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