You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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