He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My balls are so social today.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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