Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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