You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I understand Curling. That high.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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