We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.