he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize