so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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