Already got asked if we're dating
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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