So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
