fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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