Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Randomize