Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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