The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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