I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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