love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im holly from the hills drunk
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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