North Korea, Best Korea!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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