One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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