8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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