i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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