I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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