You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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