i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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