I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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