bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize